Rasta SkyWayne

Would you trust a guy with that nickname to review pro forma statements for a major deal? Forget that I'm blaring Bob Marley all the time and wearing a visor that, according to one source, makes me look like I'm on spring break.

Tim Tebow used to be such a nice guy . . . I've been so obsessed with this picture that I haven't even changed my t-shirt in four days: