My Vote

I will vote for the McCain/Palin ticket if and only if Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter are nationally televised making out prior to election day.

It's actually conceivable that Sarah Palin's best chance to positively contribute to the economy is as a star in a pornographic film. Think about it, a plumber named Joe shows up at the White House to fix a leak. One thing leads to another . . . . That said, I do not like, watch, spend money on, or endorse any form of pornography.

Coincidentally, I am voting "No" on Amendment No. 2 to the Florida Constitution, which is solely aimed at discrimination against homosexuals. Among other motives behind my vote is the wish that Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter will eventually realize that they're "meant for each other" and choose to enter into a civil union and live in Florida. If nothing else, I want them to have the option.